Opinion piece

Help, I'm looking for an opinion. Don't get me wrong: I don't mean I'm looking for someone else's opinion about something. No, I'm looking for an opinion for me to have about something. I've been searching high and low, and even far and wide, not to say everywhere; searching for something I could have an opinion about. But I haven't had any luck. About 'this' I've already expressed my opinion, about 'that' I haven't got one, about 'the other' I need more time to think. It's a painful condition to be in, not to have an opinion to put out when one is a denizen of the blogosphere, the Twittersphere and the Facebook-fair. How come everyone gets to have so many opinions and I can't come up with even one? Where did they all get them? I've scoured the world's press, keep looking on Twitter, visit various blogs. News and opinion galore, yet nothing for me. When I rub that news and those opinions against my head, I find I don't have an opinion about any of it, not yet, or not any more, or not at all. Sometimes I think I've got an opinion, or at any rate I nearly have one, but then it complicates and escapes me or it evaporates. I get up and walk about, hoping something will happen, but nothing does. I lie down and have a nap, and then I dream of having opinions. In the dream I say to myself, 'You see, you do have a few opinions. Remember them for when you wake up...' - and at that I wake up and the opinions have flown, just like a bird or a butterfly or a bee, but without having left a trace of what they were. Everybody's got opinions but me - what'll I do? Help.