Into every area of life, however serious, however disputed about, however potentially dangerous or even lethal it may be, some comedy must occasionally come. For this we have to be grateful, I suppose, since comedy can lighten things up when they're looking dark; it may bring a smile or a belly laugh to relieve the gloom. One must be, accordingly, grateful to Robert Fowke. Robert Fowke is a writer. The reason one must be grateful to him is that last week he posted an item at Comment is Free in which he asked the question why there is such a strong interest, indeed 'a disproportionate interest' - from himself and from others like him - in Israel, and in which he provided a fresh and hilarious answer to it.
It is to his credit - and I mean no irony here – that Fowke doesn't duck or try to flannel away the validity of the question itself, as many another devoted critic of that country does. So why (these others will say on a rising note that suggests they might be about to come up with a reply) pay Israel such sustained, and special, and outraged, attention? Why pay it so much critical attention as compared with the relative lack of attention given (by themselves) to the injustices committed by other countries or movements (if they notice these at all)? Well, because... and then you get some version of: Israel merits criticism, and there you go. The disproportionate interest, the reason for the obsession, has been passed over.
But not by Robert Fowke; it isn't his way. He not only concedes the legitimacy of the question, he jolly well emphasizes it. He does so here in describing his own part in the current Israel-fixation:
[W]hy do I, so far away and so much a product of my own country, take such an interest in the Israel-Palestine conflict? Where does my disproportionate interest come from, considering that other conflicts around the world are equal or worse in their unpleasantness?
I devour articles about Israel-Palestine on Cif; I look at Haaretz, the Jerusalem Post, al-Jazeera and other commentaries. When things heat up, it is close to an addiction. Why am I not so worked up about Zimbabwe? North Korea? Sudan? Tibet? Burma?
I am not alone. Comments posted on the internet by Israel supporters, by Palestinian supporters and by trolls on each side show that there are millions of us around the world, millions upon millions, picking away at this one conflict like it's a giant scab.
The curtain is about to rise, but not quite yet. Fowke first considers whether his addiction might be due to anti-Semitism, and he is confident that it isn't. He harbours no antipathy towards Jews, no more than he does towards the Scots or the Welsh; on the contrary, he says, 'far from being hostile, I rather like the Scots, Welsh and Jews that I meet'. So far so good, but not especially funny. The comedy begins when he starts to explain his reasons for being addicted. The explanation has four components.
The first of them is his very liking for Jews. Because he has many Jewish friends, who are as English as he is, and because at the same time Israel is sort of their country, Fowke thinks of it as also being his country. Chuckle, but he kids you not.
Second, and consequently, Israel is not emotionally foreign 'like Thailand or Uzbekistan'. It is, 'emotionally, almost an English county planted on the Mediterranean shores.' You know, just like Middlesex. From this it follows that Fowke judges things, Israeli things, 'by domestic standards, not foreign ones'. He does not expect Israelis to behave 'like Burmese generals'. He expects them to behave 'like Englishmen, like my friends'. Does this involve singling out Israel for special attention? Too right, it does, says Fowke.
Third, however, Israel's supporters contribute to this singling out by being as vociferous as they are in Israel's defence: 'their sheer ubiquity inflames [his] interest and [his] antipathy'.
And the fourth reason for his special interest in Israel is his feeling of having been 'lied to': when he sees Binyamin Netanyahu and his colleagues putting 'their side of some event', he doesn't see honest men but, rather, 'burglars and con-men'.
If you are not at this juncture laughing helplessly, it may be because the comedy does, I admit, tail off. It's same old same old by the time Fowke has reached point four. But let me talk you through the preceding hilarity, relying as this does on a veritable team of comedians. First we have the Groucho Marx show: Fowke's antipathy (his word) towards Israel is not, you see, any old run-of-the-mill antipathy such as one might dish out towards the regular bunch of errant countries. No, it is the antipathy of love, the antipathy you reserve for your 'friends'. Like not wanting to belong to a club that would have you as a member, you direct your fiercest hostility towards those whom you especially like. If it wasn't so funny, you wouldn't believe it.
Next, we have the Bernard Manning show. Fowke, who 'cannot honestly say' he's 'more hostile to Jews' than he is towards Scotsmen and Welshmen, sure does have a low regard for the peoples of Thailand, Burma, China and Uzbekistan - to say nothing of Zimbabwe, North Korea and Sudan. Englishmen he expects to behave like Englishmen; and Israelis likewise, because Israelis are for him pretty much like Englishmen. (I laughed until my sides began to ache.) So Fowke judges them by domestic standards. He does not judge them by the 'foreign' standards that are fit only for darkies of one kind and another. (I laughed until the tears rolled down my cheeks.)
Third, it's the 'skiet en donner' show. Those supporters of Israel are vociferous and ubiquitous, don't you know? They're loud and they're everywhere. This, too, we are presumably to take as the symptom of an antipathy of love; but in any case notice how in a dispute having two sides and in which there can be found on both of them the whole range of styles of criticism, from moderate and policy-oriented and solution-seeking, on one hand, to rabid and delegitimizing, on the other, Fowke, for whom Israel is like Middlesex, the territory of his friends, can only see that antipathy towards Israel is fuelled by its vociferous defenders; he, strangely, fails to see how some of that defence may itself be inflected by the persistent, one-sided, often demonizing, and sometimes lying, condemnations of Israel by people less friendly to the country than Fowke himself represents himself as being. The fault all lies with Middlesex.
Lastly, it's Donald Duck. Having decided to answer the question that some of his co-antipathists prefer not to answer because they can't, Fowke ends up ducking it for his part too. The present Israeli government, he's discovered, doesn't consist of honest men. Well, Netanyahu and co. have much to answer for, but Fowke should one day set himself to writing a study on the comparative honesty of world governments, with special attention to governments in the region under discussion here, and then try to correlate his findings with levels of left-liberal hostility to the various countries concerned.
After completing that project, he might do some thinking about the way in which prejudice and discrimination exist not only at the level of mental attitudes - though they exist at that level as well, to be sure - but also in modes of conduct; and about the way in which if you treat someone differently and worse without being able to offer any credible explanation why you do it, you are the bearer of unjust and irrational prejudice towards them.
Fowke's four-part comedy is, when all is said and done, a piece of dross that wouldn't deserve the attention I've given it were it not for two circumstances: one, it can sometimes be fun to pick apart something that is very stupid; two, this exercise in stupidity appeared on what has become the primary anti-Israel 'antipathy'-site of the Western liberal left. The fact that, in trying to give an answer to the question which most others of his view dodge, Fowke should produce something so lamentable and laughable is an index, albeit a minor one, of the tenacity with which age-old prejudices are capable of protecting themselves.