Al-matzo balls?

Oy, a grunk un a schlunk, bedetz! It's another move towards taking over the world. A somewhat Jewish person, Haim Saban, is bidding to buy half of the Al-Jazeera satellite network. Hmmm... I wonder if I could interest him in financing a support staff for normblog; it would cost him less. No, on second thoughts, I shall maintain my independence. (Thanks: MM.)