Love, in short

I offer a selection of the six-word love stories sent in by readers for Valentine's Day:

For sale: nearly new engagement ring.

Johann, liebling, you're just my type!

Her credit impeccable. His pecker incredible.

You may now kiss your mother.

Older now, snoring, need bigger bed.

(Thanks: VG, JOL, HL, TF, IH, and everyone else who contributed.)