News couplets

Yankee Wombat is calling for rhyming couplets to accompany news items you've seen. This sort of thing:

Bush and Pope alike offend
It can come, to no good end.

Check out his post and put in a submission. On the subject of offence, listen to this guy:

"I am very irate... How dare you... I am furious..."

He knows how to talk the talk. Here's my offering on that for the Wombat:

Anger, fury, rage and ire -
That is me when straits are dire.