An exercise I picked up from Chan Stroman:
I am therefore I was.
I want because I am.
I wish you good health, happy days, and that you be not thrust into the company of any of the Grimespeech Three.
I hate it when people with mobile phones keep them switched off - better they didn't have one, so saving me the trouble of a wasted call.
I love Anglo-Australian cricket.
I miss nothing about the marking of essays and exams, absolutely nothing.
I fear boredom brought on by being where I don't want to be.
I hear music a lot of the time.
I wonder how Andie MacDowell ever got a part in a movie.
I regret the fact that I didn't learn to play the piano way back then, but only started when it was too late to do it properly.
I am not - therefore somebody else must have written this one.
I dance attendance only on those who merit it.
I sing often.
I cry not so often, but it happens.
I am not always blogging.
I make with my hands (that is, I once knitted) a snake called Jumpy Bruce; he lives in the room with the cricket books.
I write something most days.
I confuse being unable to blog with a problem.
I need access to the internet wherever I am.
I should be so lucky.
I start reading novels when I'm on trains.
I finish most of the things I start.
I tag anybody who wants to have a go at this.