Dave's email with the 'stovies, two-tone jarmans... flat-top ducktail and... long float' got me remembering. It's a long time, so I don't know if my ear's altogether right, but anyway:
I was in a bit of a dwaal, this arvie, strue's bob. I was sitting on the front stoep when my broo rocks up with two other ous. He says they're jawling to the scopes. I've got to graze first, I tell him. The ou wearing takkies says, 'Come on, I already saw it. It's lekker; highly salubrious.' The other ou looks like he's really skrikking. 'What's up?' I ask. 'He scaled someone's bike', my broo says. 'Ag, sis!' I say - and this ou falls on his guava.You'll find most of what you can't guess here at these three sites.