10 things they've never done

This little game is still making its way around the blogs. But it seems that it isn't only bloggers who want to be involved. I have two guest contributions here. First:

10 things I've never done, by Francis Wheen
- owned a pair of trainers
- read Don Quixote
- eaten a Big Mac
- voted Tory
- been to a boxing match
- drunk a Bacardi Breezer
- been to Portugal
- used an Apple Mac
- sent a text message
- seen 'The West Wing', or 'Frasier' [Hey, that's now 11 things! - Ed.]

Never sent a text message? From my latest mobes (cell phone) bill, I see that I was sending ten or a dozen of them a day while I was in the US. Second:

10 things I've never done, by Linda Grant
- eaten a poached egg
- had sex with Sam Shepard (Norm will give you my phone number, Sam)
- been clothes shopping in Milan
- been to Northern Ireland
- finished War and Peace or anything by John Updike [Hey, etc, see above - Ed.]
- seen a whole episode of the Simpsons
- learned to ride a bicycle
- fallen asleep on a plane
- got the hang of applying eye-liner
- believed in a deity or other supernatural manifestation

You know what? I've never been clothes shopping in Milan, either.