Coming to terms with... this

From the Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List:

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

And there's more of it. (Thanks: L.)