El Dude

This has already done the rounds, but it's The Dude. The Dude, as every clued-up hombre knows, and despite the army of knee-highs to the insect beside his left boot, abides:

I am in fact a member of a small international regime-change "left" that originates in solidarity with our embattled brothers and sisters in Afghanistan and Iraq, brave people who have received zero support from the American "antiwar" movement.

Enough said. (Via Harry, via Will, via Marc.)