You wake up on a Bank Holiday Monday, open your dnoc and what do you find? Gary Younge, that's what. He's on top form in 'Never mind the truth':
[O]ne of the most pernicious baseless assertions in recent times is the notion that there is any such thing as a "liberal hawk". There isn't. People are not liberal just because they say so. For the term to have any meaning at all they have to share some common ground on which the bombing of Iraq has no place. There was no progressive case for bypassing the will of the UN and international law and bombing a country that posed no immediate threat to any other.
Here, I'd like to be able to play with the grid which suggests itself out of Younge's elegant prose: pernicious baseless assertions; pernicious non-baseless assertions; non-pernicious baseless assertions; non-pernicious non-baseless assertions; pernicious baseless non-assertions; pernicious non-baseless non-assertions;
and so on. But, hey, who's got time for mere fun, when there's the serious business of logic and argument to contend with? So I'm just going to have to stick with pernicious baseless assertions, and in particular with the pernicious baseless assertion 'that there is any such thing as a "liberal hawk"'.
Can't be so according to big Gary. Why not? Well, because 'People are not liberal just because they say so' - that's true - and...
For the term to have any meaning at all they have to share some common ground on which the bombing of Iraq has no place.
So there's no such thing as a 'liberal hawk' because... well, because Gary says so: the term 'liberal', he legislates, simply excludes all terrain on which the bombing of Iraq might have a place. 'Liberal hawk' takes a dive - or it bombs - because 'liberal' excludes 'hawk'. What a wonderful argument. I wish I'd thought of it.
Gary's not through yet:
There was no progressive case for bypassing the will of the UN and international law and bombing a country that posed no immediate threat to any other.
Inference: if you're a progressive, you can't ever justify bombing a country which poses no immediate threat to any other. If it poses a less than immediate, but not very distant and very terrible, threat? If its government is committing genocide, or about to commit genocide, within its own borders? And so forth.
I've seen intelligent writing but, as Groucho Marx rounded off the sentence beginning 'I've had a wonderful evening...', this wasn't it.