That purple dress she wore

Check out the Do-it-yourself Country & Western Song site. It enabled me to compose this gem:

I met her at a truck stop all hunched over;
I can still recall that purple dress she wore;
She was sobbin' at the toll booth but I loved her,
And I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I knew deep down I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green at her health club;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

(Via Just Another False Alarm.)